"I don't know what I did wrong / Perhaps I breast fed him too long / But 15 years seemed . . . about right/ To me," she sings, undoing her buttons and squeezing her bosom, springing a leak like Angelina Jolie's wet nurse. Yep, folks, there's liquid spurting from everything in this production. Despite her prayers -- "Lord, I've voted Republican in the last three elections, so you owe me!" -- her pride and joy sends her to her maker.


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